Are there any words we'd like to substitute, for our own amusement?

The forum software allows us to swap out words in posts automatically across the forum. While we have a blanket policy of not substituting out words for any serious reasons (ie: it will cause endless drama), silly substitutions are fine. For example, one might wish to substitute out ‘Reno Sinclair’ for ‘Reno DEFINITELY NOT Sinclair’. Well, others will have better (and perhaps less fraught) ideas. Will leave the thread open!