Licoriceallsorts:
My original thought was that it’s an unused enemy from inside one of the conference rooms. It lurks in dark corners and it has three attacks. Its initial attack is “Someone Left the Drawer Open”, when it trips you up by suddenly shooting its bottom drawer out; “Filing Cabinet”, when all the drawers fly open and a storm of paper whizzes through the air, slicing off your HP with paper cuts; and “Work Expands To Fill the Time Allotted To It”: the accordion middle inflates and the thing bends forward at high speed and head butts you. I think this enemy is called “Office Pest”.
Amazing!
purglepurglepurgle:
someone in sector 7
XD!
I’m struggling with this one. It makes me think “someone who cries themselves to sleep,” but none of the characters who I can see doing that would buy this crazy bed. Hm…
Edit: IS THIS VINCENT’S BED
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